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Jess Fuckett
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  • Animal that can stand up on two legs and walk around

  • Learned to speak human language

  • Defective mutated autistic version

  • Mating instinct, which causes unresolvable paradoxes like, if sex isn't dirty, how come they keep the dirty magazines under the counter?

 

===[ EDUCATION:

Valedictorian of the computer science department at state university. Masters in computer and network security. It was fascinating training in how to hack stuff.

===[ HOBBIES:

Astrophysics, SR, the Lambda calculus, circle inversion, Riemannian hypergeometry, Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, secondary CBD cannibinoids, chocolate milk, and kitty cats.

I'm too stupid for GR.

===[ PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT:

I did magic tricks for amazed corporate retards, like I built a tricorder with blinking colored LEDs like on Star Trek and it even detected invisible colors of light! I'm just a worthless geek, see?

The gamma spectra told the feds whats in the rusty leaking barrels the Mafia dumped off Jersey. My minor was law enforcement.

Being smart just lets you see the ugliness.

Walked off nuc job after mispredicting a reaction--not of neutrons or skyshine, but a social one. So I abandoned "humanity" because everyone except me is either evil or stupid--though curiously, never both.

===[ CURRENT EMPLOYMENT:

Because knowledge is not power, I'm a "sex worker" in exch for free room & food in a group house for weird academics. That's right, knowledge is not power.

Truth is not beauty, either. And it doesn't make you free. Write that down. Tell your kids.

As an autistic, I suspect that I'm supposed to feel shameful or bad or something. I'm not sure. SW's are always portrayed as really cool people on TV, or maybe victims, but only IRL are we shameful and bad.

I can't tell what other people think, see? Most of all, I never know what I'm supposed to feel, so I can simulate it. I stopped trying when I walked off my nuc job.

I wish I knew about this gig 25 years ago. It's boring and (still) embarrassing and not as much fun as engineering, but it's a WHOLE lot easier.

I'm an astronaut in state space, rotating out of control, lost in time, lost in space -- and meaning.

The sad details

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